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bekn:

You’re average, Adam.

A channel dedicated to reminding Adam of crushing mediocrity.

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are you single? :P

I love every kind of cat. I just wanna hug ‘em all. Can’t hug every cat. Can’t hug every cat.

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Contrary to what I said earlier

unaffectedscorn:

Hannah is actually really awesome.

She has cool t-shirts.

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poopinchampagne:

someone help me make boys fall in love with me

*hands sandwich* *nods*

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Contrary to what I said earlier

unaffectedscorn:

Hannah is actually really awesome.

She has cool t-shirts.

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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

No. She beats him with a wire hanger and locks him in a closet. 
It’s a hard life. 

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Benedict Cumberbatch or Benedict Cumberbatch?

Eh… I think it’s a tie between Benedict Cumberbatch. 

Dec 29, 20111 note
I think you are quite nice looking.

THANK YOU! MY PARENTS MADE ME THIS WAY! *struts* *trips* *walks it off* 

Dec 29, 20111 note
I don't feel confident to ask unanonymously, in case you say no.

We all know it’s Max again. o.o

Dec 29, 2011
If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you had “no regrets” what would it be?

I’d kill everyone. 

Dec 29, 2011
Re: the dying thing, would you tell me?

…*asks anonymously* 

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You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) Not everyone. 
b) ALL OF THE THINGS!!!
c) No.  

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Is it why because how do you I mean what was the who did it are you sure?

Yes.

Dec 29, 20111 note
Rule number one: Max lies.

And also complains about Hannah’s tumblr being flooded with urine questions.
(Third person. Hannah lies, too) 

Dec 29, 2011
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Will you be my girlfri- I MEAN UH, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!?! COLOR!

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS A SORT OF MIX OF BROWN AND WHITE! 

Dec 29, 2011
Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Love, Max (not Saul).

I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN ON THE PHONE WITH YOU, LIAAARRR!! 

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Well, someone you know, at least. I believe we spoke on the phone.

Saul.

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No. You must now guess who I am. If you guess correctly, I will buy you cookies.

Gah. I need some sort of hint. If you want me to guess, I’m assuming you’re one of my friends, yes? 

Dec 29, 2011
It is not your monetary arrangements, it's about you getting urinated on without compensation. Not even you deserve that.

Not EVEN me? o.o This is my mother, isn’t it?  

Dec 29, 2011
You should be. Demand more money. I can write you a stern letter if you like. You can hand it to them and say: "I'm sorry it came to this, but I can't work in these conditions without something to sweeten the deal."

I appreciate your concern about my monetary arrangements. 

Dec 29, 2011
Do you get a bonus if a kid pees on you? That seems only fair.

HAAAa, no, I don’t get paid for babysitting that one. 

Dec 29, 2011
The infants I know do. It could also be that they get scared when you start eating them.

That seems plausible. I concur. 

Dec 29, 2011
Maybe it's because you smell like a toilet?

Because infants know how to use toilets. *nods slowly*

Dec 29, 2011
How often do you get urinated on by babies?

I babysit this one kid that pees on me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I see him. Without fail. It’s amazing. :|

Dec 29, 2011
Would you consider yourself pro-babies or anti-babies?

I like babies when they’re not urinating on me. 

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dalmatian* Ah, that sucks, man. Such a bummer, dude. Such a bummer.

Alisande’s the I Can Spell Dog Names person. Go find her. *sips tea* 

Dec 29, 2011
NO SRSLY. I keep googling it but I can't find a straight answer...

Well… The only dalmation I’ve ever come into contact with was the one that used to live next door. He died. 

Dec 29, 2011
Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them :) No tag back. <3

BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE WORK! *sob*

Dec 29, 2011
Are you really a dalmatian healer?

o.o

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