“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly,...
John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
HAY. HAY, GUYZ! HAY.
Send me questions for a video. *runs in circles* Please? Pretty please?
theyre-called-thestrals asked: You have nice skin. Can I make a jacket out of it?
Anonymous asked: You look nice today. I like your hair.
What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
rocketfists: shegsy: You all know Bekn Dignum, think about it Bekn Dignum… It’s so absurd it must be fake. Bekn = Bacon Dignum = planting/digging He’s invented the bacon tree and now he’s hiding it from you. This vegetarian nonsense is just a cover. real eyes realize real lies
Disney Channel Original Movie Idea.
overtheunderpass: Your Average Adam. It’s about this boy who desperately wants to be a superhero and get the girl of his dreams’ attention. He’s shy and nerdy, but he has a good heart and a hidden confidence that people don’t notice. But he’s just too average. So he commits suicide and dies. The End.
U.S. Citizens: What about the problems more serious than watching free movies on the Internet?
U.S. Government: Not our division.
milakuntits: so what if after they censor the internet they divide us into districts then they take tributes and make us fight to the death #the internet games #may the ads be ever in your favor