cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
It’s kind of like your period: you’re worried when it’s late, but then you’re...– Nat Tran (via ponderation)
adamusprime: i met a neutral horse once, it didn’t say “neigh”, it said “ehhh…”
maximilienwolfgang asked: What is your book idea?
My father: *picks up one of my belongings* “This is pretty cool. You should leave it to me in your will.”
Caesar: Katniss Everdeen, girl on fire!
Peeta: I was on fire too.
Snow: Here's your crown, Katniss.
Peeta: I won the games too.
She knows me too well.
Me: I STOPPED EATING ICE CREAM FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS
Hannah: That is just a lie.
Me: Okay sometimes I ate some but I ONLY ATE FROM THE LITTLE BOWLS OK
notquiteluke: “Most traditional teachings are against the homosexual act.” THERE IS ONLY ONE HOMOSEXUAL ACT AND THAT IS DANCING TO MADONNA.
I am making de video this week. Can anyone send me more challenges that don’t involve cinnamon?
Tumblr: Hey look, a funny joke
Tumblr: LET'S BEAT IT TO DEATH
overtheunderpass: When I have a child, I fully intend to give them the middle name “Danger”. You’re welcome, future fruit of my loins.
Anonymous asked: OMG, you're still alive? You just can't find good help these days. Where did you leave their bodies? Did you leave anything at all? Oh dear, do I need to send more experienced professionals? I guess i must
Anonymous asked: do you answer all of ur personal messsages on youtube???
VOTE EMILYTHEBRAVEE FOR KING OF THE WEB! →
buttercupeverdeen: what if taylor swift and adele dated we’d get like 40 albums
GUISE, send me dares and challenges for a DerangedCamaraderie video in my MAGICAL ASK BOX OF WONDER? Plzplzplz?
theworldoflovely: Hannah likes to send me things sometimes but sometimes they confuse me. She sent me a t-shirt which is AWESOME AND I LOVE IT AND I’LL PROBABLY WEAR IT TOMORROW TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF BUM but she also sent me the movie “The Man in the Iron Mask” and all I can see is Leonardo Dicaprio someone wanna tell me what this about…? THANKS. (also today I told my...
lexcanroar: I love reblogging things from a few days ago on a person’s tumblr so they know I’ve set aside some time specifically to stalk them