April 2012
After seeing that picture of you, because you actually look younger in it, I'm finally convinced you're not 14. Kind of.
I’m going to be 18 in July. *sobs in corner* I AM A BIG KID!
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One day, Fynick was at da beach. He wuz swimmin. Katie went to da beach. She sed to Fynick’ fynick u wnt to b ma bbz”” no’ sez fynickkatie creys & runz away frm fynnikkshe falls into da water and drownededfynnikk creys ” KATIE i no want to b ur bbz i want to b ur hubby” he frows bootiful trident at de wall and bootiful diamond ring fals outtlyke if you creys evry tyme
What type of ukulele do you have? Do you have any recommendations for a first-time buyer?
I have the cheapest ukulele ever. A Mahalo. Get one of those. *dances* An orange one. Yes. You sound like an orange Mahalo kind of person.
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
welcome to Tumblr be prepared for someone to respond to your joke with a 15 paragraph essay on why you are ableist
what if grass suddenly started screaming when walked on it
What's your opinion on pandas?
This kind of panda?
one time i had a dream i was a stick and i tripped people i hated into ponds
How do they poop in the Hunger Games?
how does it feel to be youtube famous? :D
…Mom?
Anyone else feeling the need to dance to One Direction songs this week to piss off Katie? Anyone?
There was a teacher at my school named Mr. Lee. He was a pedophile... he's in jail now. So that's good.
Lee is just a nice name, isn’t it?
Lee...
Lee… INTERESTING STORY. There was a guy called Mr. Lee that was chosen as my parrain (godfather), and then he just never talked to me. *applause*
Is it against the rules to go to internet prom with everyone that asks?
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This is Benedict’s song.
“I’ve wanted to play roles that have gone to much better-looking people and you just think, ‘Oh well, that’s the pin-up guy’s… an actor like my friend James McAvoy, who’s gorgeous on screen. I’m not that. But at least I don’t have to worry about taking precious care of my face because it’s my commodity. That’s a great freedom. I’m not afraid of being heinous for the sake of a part.” - Benedict Cumberbatch
“I am horse-faced and ass-named, but there we go, what can you do? It’s what I was born and blessed with.” - Benedict Cumberbatch
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social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a f**king champion
