I’m going to be 18 in July. *sobs in corner* I AM A BIG KID!
I have the cheapest ukulele ever. A Mahalo. Get one of those. *dances* An orange one. Yes. You sound like an orange Mahalo kind of person.
welcome to Tumblr be prepared for someone to respond to your joke with a 15 paragraph essay on why you are ableist
This kind of panda?
one time i had a dream i was a stick and i tripped people i hated into ponds
How do they poop in the Hunger Games?
Anyone else feeling the need to dance to One Direction songs this week to piss off Katie? Anyone?
Lee is just a nice name, isn’t it?
Lee… INTERESTING STORY. There was a guy called Mr. Lee that was chosen as my parrain (godfather), and then he just never talked to me. *applause*
Is it against the rules to go to internet prom with everyone that asks?
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a f**king champion