Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
xfuckschoolburnshitkillpeople:
You are so fake.
YES this is so asfgkfs
June 2012
- mom: honey have you heard of freesubs4you.com I think it would really help you
- mom: are you laughing or crying I can't tell
May 2012
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
A list of my flaws:
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!”
—No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
ever since we got the xbox
I’ve been experiencing some…changes
I feel so strange, like I’m morphing into some kind of a…a..
HELP
SEND
HELPwut’s ur gamer tag?xx ;)))
I ship you with that tree over there. What does ship even mean? (Apart from the thing that sails the seven seas).
I like trees.
To ship is to declare that there should be a relationship between two things. Doesn’t matter if they’re fictional, guys, girls, animals, inanimate objects, related, or a train.
Bob Saget.
I hate you.
I SHIP HANDA.
So does everyone ever.
I want to just look at peoples faces for long amounts of time without them thinking it’s weird or that I’m coming on to them please
I ship you with that sexy beast Katie
I approve of this as well.
PRINCESS!
I APPROVE! Matt, we’re getting married.
Reblog if you want Anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.
Somebody That I Used To Know
Pentatonix
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD
I can’t stop grinning.
“Love isn’t judgmental, love is patient, love is weird, and sometimes gross.”
—Liz Lemon (via youdontcare)
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When I ask people if I can have their babies, I think they get the wrong idea.
I want to kidnap their children. That shouldn’t flatter them.
CRAP THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON ANON NO.
Are you and 14ohkate dating?
Yes.
Tiffany: “Katie, when you tan—”
Katie: “I don’t.”
Tiffany: “—do you use those—”
Katie: “I DON’T. TAN. TIFFANY.”
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.”
—no one (via zahrabahrabobara)
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Make more videos? I miss having your face pop up in my subscription box. (The number of times I had to retype "subscription" due to my failing at life is rather alarming. What were you thinking, brain?! Description, supscription, siefkndanresoifdjk, etc. =/= subscription.)
I’d love to make a video for you, but I’ve been a bit under the weather lately. That is to what I attribute my lack of content.
