- mom: honey have you heard of freesubs4you.com I think it would really help you
- mom: are you laughing or crying I can't tell
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
ever since we got the xbox
I’ve been experiencing some…changes
I feel so strange, like I’m morphing into some kind of a…a..
wut’s ur gamer tag?xx ;)))
I like trees.
To ship is to declare that there should be a relationship between two things. Doesn’t matter if they’re fictional, guys, girls, animals, inanimate objects, related, or a train.
I hate you.
So does everyone ever.
I want to just look at peoples faces for long amounts of time without them thinking it’s weird or that I’m coming on to them please
I approve of this as well.
I APPROVE! Matt, we’re getting married.
you ever think about eggs and what they really are?
eggs are really weird
When I ask people if I can have their babies, I think they get the wrong idea.
I want to kidnap their children. That shouldn’t flatter them.
Tiffany: “Katie, when you tan—”
Katie: “I don’t.”
Tiffany: “—do you use those—”
Katie: “I DON’T. TAN. TIFFANY.”
I’d love to make a video for you, but I’ve been a bit under the weather lately. That is to what I attribute my lack of content.