Ducks Are Cute

What if sloths could be like people and they only aren't because they are brought up by other sloths

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:23:41 -0500

Excuse me as I publish this without context.

gra-ss: stepchildofthesun: baby chameleons THEY’RE SO CUTE...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:19:07 -0500

gra-ss:

stepchildofthesun:

baby chameleons

THEY’RE SO CUTE ADSFDGHMJYTREWEAGBSF

Luke: granter of wishes

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:12:00 -0500

Luke: granter of wishes

hannahthemidge: the-absolute-best-posts: candyleaves: don’t...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:58:39 -0500

hannahthemidge:

the-absolute-best-posts:

candyleaves:

don’t hurt ‘em

Yeah I guess the only real difference is that humans are conscious beings with thoughts and feelings.

…they nailed this into the tree, guys.

The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the 2 times he...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:56:31 -0500

The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the 2 times he didn’t.

aviculor: taleasoldastimelords: Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:37:29 -0500

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS CHILD LOOKS JUST LIKE ME? A REALLY THIN 12-YEAR-OLD VERSION OF ME? WHO IS THIS PERSON?

Simba, Kronk, Terk.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:26:14 -0500

Something a parent has taught you: I think my mom is the reason that I tell people when/why I don’t like them.
What are you best at in the kitchen: Homicide.
Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone: Probably my siblings.

aloogator: I WATCHED 7 SEASONS FOR THIS REFERENCE THERE WAS A...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:53:58 -0500

aloogator:

I WATCHED 7 SEASONS FOR THIS REFERENCE

THERE WAS A REFERENCE TO HOLES IN SEASON TWO! The dinosaur episode “Sixty-Five Million Years Off.” When Shawn and Gus find where the paleontologist was digging for bones, Shawn is like, “This is like that movie!” and starts describing Holes, AND GUS GUESSES LIKE 15 DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DOESN’T GET IT AND THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS AND UNDERRATED.

kayleemb: imperfectwriting: sosexy-sosweet: satanic2chainz: t...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:48:01 -0500

kayleemb:

imperfectwriting:

sosexy-sosweet:

satanic2chainz:

thebigblackwolfe:

theroguefeminist:

thebigblackwolfe:

wretchedoftheearth:

1440p:

whatissocialism:

what shithead puts mathematics above psychology and sociology

yay neoliberalization of education

I like how totally arbitrary and ridiculous this is oh my god

Lmao some poor white mathematics major is pressed.

LOL I love how philosophy is in shit tier and law in top tier when most people who go to law school do philosophy in undergrad

just shows how ignorant this person is

also: CREATIVE WRITING MAJOR/PHILOSOPHY MINOR - PROUD SHIT TIERS REPRESENT

Let’s not get into how many psych and poli sci majors are pre law as well.

lol at Math being god tier. because teaching hormonal teenagers about triangles is such a worthy course of study.

yup that’s me in the shit tier

*skips through the low and shit tiers*

Whee! I’m a fucking loser!

I’ve got two orders of shit tier with a side of low tier.

…………………ASTRONOMY?

Flounder

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:39:56 -0500

Something that surprised you and frightened you.

THAT FREAKING CERAMIC SKULL FALLING OFF OF THE WALL HOLY CRAP.

seven dwarfs

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:33:00 -0500

7 things you like in the people around you.
Like, character traits, or…? In no particular order:

1. Sense of humor. You don’t HAVE to be funny, but if you don’t find me funny, we probably won’t get along.
2. Intelligence. i.e. common sense.
3. Independence. I kind of become more of a mother than a friend. I really enjoy spending time with the friends that are at an equal or higher maturity level than I am.
4. Honesty. Not just the tell truth kind, but the “I’m not going to pretend to be one way, then be this completely other way and talk about you when you aren’t there.” If I find out someone has been doing that, I literally lose ALL interest in being around them.
5. Patience. I don’t particularly need a person to be patient with me, but I’m a super patient person until I find someone that’s impatient. I’m impatient with impatience.
6. Creativity and/or drive to create. I like collaborating ideas and coming up with crazy projects with other people.
7. I don’t know. I ran out, like, three dwarfs ago. They could make me cookies?

Dory

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:19:49 -0500

Something someone has told you that you can’t forget (two good things and one bad.)
1. My 1st grade computer teacher called me smart, and that was the first time someone did that in my memory.
2. That time Matt Appleby called me hilarious in a Sarcasdicks video.
3. My grandmother asked me why I’m so fat, since she never sees me eating.

Cruella

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:13:51 -0500

Something you really want but aren’t allowed to have:
Peter Dinklage. (jokes. [maybe])

So I was reading a zombie story with super quick and freaky and smart zombies, right? The girl...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:01:22 -0500

So I was reading a zombie story with super quick and freaky and smart zombies, right? The girl trapped herself in the bathroom and they’re whispering to her through the door.
THEN A PART OF THE GIANT FREAKING CERAMIC SKULL I MADE FELL OFF OF THE STAND AND CRASHED THROUGH MY HULA HOOPS ONTO THE FLOOR, MAKING A HORRIBLY LOUD NOISE. I looked up and HAD NO IDEA WHAT MADE THE NOISE FOR A SOLID 20 SECONDS.
BE RIGHT BACK. GOTTA MOP UP MY URINE.

Rapunzel!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:58:19 -0500

Rapunzel: Five things from your bucket list.
brb gotta find it. (It’s actually a book. Not a list.)
1. Work at a bed and breakfast. (I really don’t know why.)
2. Volunteer at an orphanage. (Doing it this summer.)
3. Visit Europe. (SOME DAY.)
4. Finish a novel. (Almost there.)
5. Meet Peter Dinklage. (He is one of my favorite people.)

Ariel

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:32:45 -0500

I was like, “…What?” Then I remembered I reblogged a thing.

Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Raising Cane’s. Because it is delicious.

Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:10:33 -0500

Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Merida: What are you most passionate about?

dionthesocialist: Bahahaha I just realized the government has been working for a week to explain...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:50:59 -0500

dionthesocialist:

Bahahaha I just realized the government has been working for a week to explain why spying on all our phone records is totally okay because it brings criminals to justice, but the dude who doxxed the stubenville rapists is possibly going to jail for ten years. So funny I could cry.

artfulg: The art project that got me sent to the counselor in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:22:03 -0500

artfulg:

The art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school

ryanroasts: do you ever listen to songs and get really nostalgic even though the song isn’t...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:47:21 -0500

ryanroasts:

do you ever listen to songs and get really nostalgic even though the song isn’t relatable at all and you just find yourself wishing your husband never left for war